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Song Parodies -> "Whats My Weight Again"

Original Song Title:

"Whasts My Age Again"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Whats My Weight Again"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Whats my weight again?
I took her out,it was a friday night
we went eggin to get the feeling right
i went to mcdonalds,she went to subway
then she turned ova to me
and thats bout the time i sed i was hungry
so she sed lets go to KFC
your probly not as hevy as my toes
when the hell is anzac day
my frends say i should lose some weight
Whats my weight again?
Whats my weight again?

Later on,when i got home
i called mccas,from my home phone
i asked for 2 big macs
and 7 large chips
this state dont have delivery
and thats about the time i called a taxi
nobody likes me because im a fatty
except for KFC and mccas
my friends say i should lose some weight
whats my weight again
whats my weight again

and thats about the time i died of heart failure
no one liked me so no one cared
even my mum was at the pub drinkin beer
i should have listened to my friends
why didnt i lose weight
why didnt i lose weight

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Pacing: 4.0
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Susanna Viljanen - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Let me guess... hopefully less than 555 kg.
koleen - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
it's very funny...really good! congratulations

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