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Song Parodies -> "Don't Like Guys (sure Mate)"

Original Song Title:

"Aliens Exist"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Like Guys (sure Mate)"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

this is about a guy who denies being gay, but is. i dont mind people being gay, they just shouldnt be so defensive sometimes. i'll be surprised if this gets through after my song 'mr d's pitiful blues' failed to pass the edittor's eye. if u read this editors, go on, let it through
hey mum, there's some guys in my bedroom
hope they're not too hungry for some love
they're trying on my boardies
i find them all so boring
we both know that guy orgies are dumb

i think these guys are all gay for real (gay for real)
won't leave my window blinds open at night
i know that everyone would say
if i join them i am gay
wish someone would tell me what was right

up all night long
and something is growing long
i know it's getting late
i'll go and masturbate
i'm not like these guys (stop it)
i'm not like you

my friends are all such skeptics though they know me
my best friends, to them i'd never lie
but i need an injection
stops from getting an erection
not that i'd get excited by some guys

big and hairy, ordinary, masturbation, incestation
nice to know ya, paranoia, where's my brother, bio father?

up all night long
and something is growing long
i know it's getting late
i'll go and masturbate
kind of like these guys
like to rub their thighs

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M-Dawg - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
a bit of a pacing error so 455 cuz that was good!
Regos the Sane - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, and I'm sure Mark and Tom would appreciate the humour here. BTW are you the one who started the Carousel chant at the Australian concerts?
drewster the rooster - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
cheers guys, and no im not, but thankyou for asking
cassieee - January 02, 2010 - Report this comment
wow. you're wicked mate!!!! i'm proud to say i'm a blink fan if the other fans are the same :D nice work. australia mates!!!

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