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Song Parodies -> "What's my Rank Again?"

Original Song Title:

"What's my Age Again?"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"What's my Rank Again?"

Parody Written by:

Some other Cadet

The Lyrics

You would really only get it if you know what "Fast, Neat, Average" meant.
I couldn't go out
It was a silver weekend
I was restricted
For stupid stuff like creepin'
But I was getting bored
I tried to sleep in blues
And then they gave me fifty tours,

And that's about the time they started training me
Nobody likes you when you're a four degree
And you don't even know your squadron staff
Who the hell's my AOC?
I never want to do my duty,
What's my rank again?
What's my rank again?

Later on
On the terrazzo
I'm getin' trained
By someone I don't know
He said I didn't greet
And I should know his name
Because it's Kegen L McLean,

And that's about the time that bastard told on me
Nobody likes you when you're a four degree
Your Wing Commander's name is Timothy,
You just failed the AFT
I never want to exercise,
What's my rank again?
What's my rank again?

(instrumental break)

And that's about the time they started training me,
So I bent over, took it anally,
I am everybody's tool, you see,
That's why I'm a four degree
I wanna get my prop and wings,
What's my rank again?
What's my rank again?

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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M-Dawg - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you're new to this sight so a little heads up: pacing is EVERYTHING ! 132
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing within the opening was terrible and only gradually grew bearable. Hey, that rhymes- unlike most of this OK-but-not-really-OK parody.
Cadet Hughes - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No, you won't get it unless you understand "fast neat average, friendly good good." This song is great.
some cadet - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
hahaha nice, when did u write this?
zoomie - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
just came across this one on my computer when i was cleaning out old files.. i've got an AVI (only music, no video??) of the song being sung but i went online to see if i could find the video. ... no dice. love the song. ... conjures up crazy memories.
PrivateCupCakes4thClass - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, as ~J J ~ would sing: " You're in the ARMY now, you're not behind the plow. You'll never get rich, if you dig in a ditch. Oh, you're in the ARMY now . . .
Glenn - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
My breast friend wrote this song. He even let me help him with one or two lines, but he is so modest that he probably wouldn't even like me to put his name up here. Ready for War!
2004 Parati ad bellum - August 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I remember this and suddenly i am pulling chins! DAMN now I suddenly feel like i need to be in the front leaning rest!

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