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Song Parodies -> "All The Bald Things"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"All The Bald Things"

Parody Written by:

dresh magi

The Lyrics

alright, i made this song to be random. some parts might not make sense or rhyme with the song, so bend them in a way you see fit so they'll fit into the song. and if you want to know what the song is about: wierd, short, bald people that are trying to make the narrators (or singer, whatever you wanna call it) miserable. oh ya, and they like pants for some strange reason.
All those bald things
Really scare me
I gave, them one glance
So they ,ate my pants

Always, I know, they'll do what they're told.
Washing, knitting
And needless, baking

Oh no no no!
Why can't they go?
If you turn off the lights
They'll start to glow

They're bald, they're bald
They are quite bald bald bald
Too bald too bald
I hate their bald heads now
b-bald, b-bald.
How'd they get that bald now?
They look, they look
Just like a small hairless cow!

im doomed
they know
cause they sent
me to portugal

they gave my pants to a huge bear
so im stuck in my underwear

they really belong
in a circus show!
Those guys sure are short,
I ought to know!

So short, so short
How they get that short short?
Short, so short
They also wear shortshorts!
So short, so short, so short
They're way too short
Too short too short, too short
They're really really short!

ive said my byebyes!
I sure hate those guys!
From the way they look
To the way they cook

So now im lost
Don't know where to go

oh Lucky me
Found my pants in a tree!

Why are they here?
Did I drink too much beer?

Hey over there! It's a big black bear!
No, it can't be!
They've followed me!
So I warn to all, listen to my call
Don't trust anyone (no, not anyone!) who might be bald!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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angry bald man - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i am very upset set that u talk about bald people like that its a disgrace and i don't wear short shorts

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