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Song Parodies -> "Slayer"
Original Song Title:
"Dysentery Gary"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink 182
Parody Song Title:
"Slayer"
Parody Written by:
Sara
The Lyrics
This is song is about the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy is sick of Slaying and a certain vamp wants to win this fight, but another vamp tries to tell him it's useless.
Vamp
Got a real big headache
What a f***ing weasel
Your stake has made myself weak
Want to make a deal?
Cause I think you could go home now
Or I'll surely bite you
What a real nice thought there,
But now here comes your cue.
Buffy
You're a fighter, really smelly too there
But you're going to be dust
Because I am the Slayer
I would like to party Friday nights
Instead of wearing cream to protect me from your bites
Life just sucks, but it's my fate, I've given up my life to stake
Oh, look, there's more vamps for me I'm sure!
Vamp
Just look you little lady
I'm sure I am the right guy
I'll try to vamp you maybe
Or maybe you'll just die
Got a real big headache
What a f***ing weasel
That holy waters burning!
Want to make a deal?
Vamp 2
Ease away 'cause that girls gonna slay
That's the kind of girl that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along you wish you'd kick her shin
F*** the fact that she has got you pinned now
Buffy
You're a fighter, really smelly too there
But you're going to be dust
Because I am the Slayer
I would like to party Friday nights
Instead of wearing cream to protect me from your bites
Life just sucks, look at my fate, I've given up my life to stake
Oh, look, there's more vamps for me I'm sure!
F*** this place, the vamps are dust
I hate slaying, but, yes, I must
Where's Willow?
'Cause Vamps are such drag!
Got a real big headache
What a f***ing weasel
Your stake has made myself weak
Want to make a deal?
Cause I think you could go home now
Or I'll surely bite you
What a real nice thought there,
But now here comes your cue.
Buffy
You're a fighter, really smelly too there
But you're going to be dust
Because I am the Slayer
I would like to party Friday nights
Instead of wearing cream to protect me from your bites
Life just sucks, but it's my fate, I've given up my life to stake
Oh, look, there's more vamps for me I'm sure!
Vamp
Just look you little lady
I'm sure I am the right guy
I'll try to vamp you maybe
Or maybe you'll just die
Got a real big headache
What a f***ing weasel
That holy waters burning!
Want to make a deal?
Vamp 2
Ease away 'cause that girls gonna slay
That's the kind of girl that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along you wish you'd kick her shin
F*** the fact that she has got you pinned now
Buffy
You're a fighter, really smelly too there
But you're going to be dust
Because I am the Slayer
I would like to party Friday nights
Instead of wearing cream to protect me from your bites
Life just sucks, look at my fate, I've given up my life to stake
Oh, look, there's more vamps for me I'm sure!
F*** this place, the vamps are dust
I hate slaying, but, yes, I must
Where's Willow?
'Cause Vamps are such drag!
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