Ya my girlfriend,
I just wish I only had one,
cause I am way damn pathetic to get with one of them
I am just one joke like no one else
the call me names like loser and dumbass just because...
ya just because

Ya all my friends,
have girls all over them,
and it doesn't seem to matter that I'm constantly alone
my life is one big joke to everyone
they call me names like loser and dumbass just because...

and when
I start thinking I just
might have a chance...

I show up in real life,
she looks at me like I'm nothing
and I see her pretty face,
she sprays me with a bottle of mace and

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks

ya my girlfriend,
lives on the internet
cause I'm so ugly fat incest girls,
they won't go out with me
I am one big joke to everyone,
they laugh and call me dickwad and dweeb just because

and when
I start thinking I just
might have a chance...

I show up in real life,
and she looks at me like I'm nothing
I see her pretty face,
and she sprays me with a bottle of mace and

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks



I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything really sucks

I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,

Everything really sucks.