Song Parodies -> "What's a Mage, Again?"

Original Song Title:

"What's My Age, Again?"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"What's a Mage, Again?"

Parody Written by:

Randy W.

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to all those who play D&D...like me. btw, the letters MD (at the end of the song) stand for mountain dew.

I trekked along, it was a cloudless night
I walk alone, to keep experience high
Then i was ambushed, i said to myself
"Hey, I should turn around and flee."
And thats about the time the thought occured to me:
"Man, I wish i was level 23."
Got so much to write on one damn line
What the hell is 2d3?
My friends say i should be a mage
Whats a mage again? Whats a mage again?
Later on, back at town
I saw a fight, some shit was going down
Then I interfered, got my ass kicked
My stuff got stolen off of me
and thats about the time the thought occured to me:
"Man, i should've rolled a 23."
Got so much to write on one damn line
what the hell is sorcery?
My friends say I should be a mage
Whats a mage again? Whats a mage again?
and thats about the time the thought occured to me:
"You guys take this stuff too seriously."
got so much to write on one damn line
what the hell, it's free MD
I never want to be a mage
whats a bard again? Whats a bard again?

Lyrics by me.Concept by Franky.

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