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Song Parodies -> "Pretzel Choking"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Pretzel Choking"

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The Lyrics

The goverment = bad
Preztel Choking
Late Night drinking
Basic Grammar
too hard so beer wins
Lets go just nuke something
you'll see it flaming
Watching, Waited, George is constipated

Say it ain't so Barbara's not a ho'
Dick Cheney not dead he just has half a hart

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Drillin' Alaska is so fun
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Oil and money and did I mention my gun
It is not that funny but i try dont I?

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Pacing: 1.7
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 18

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