Song Parodies -> "Lord of the Rings"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Lord of the Rings"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

No offense to Lord of the Rings lovers, I just hated the movie.

Lord of the rings
Getting boring
People fighting
Monsters dying
I wasted dough
On this dumb show
Watching, waiting
Getting angry

Say it ain't so,
3 hours to go
Till this show's done
Just take me home

Na na na na na..

Late night, come home
I hate Frodo
I fall asleep by the stairs
That movie stunk, who cares?

Say it ain't so,
3 hours to go
Till this show's done
Just take me home

Na na na na na..

Say it ain't so,
3 hours to go
Till this show's done
Just take me home
This movie is ill
It is no thrill,
The movie will go on,
I keep waiting still..

Say it ain't so,
3 hours to go,
Till this show's done
Just take me home
This movie is ill
It is no thrill,
The movie will go on, the movie will go on,
I keep waiting still..

lebeiw15@hotmail.com

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ashley - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment

i thought lord of the rings sucked as well but this songs cool

~flipped~ - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm a big LotR obsessee, read all the books and stuff but this is still pretty funny. 3 hours to go! How true. Not that I mind. Namarie, (there's the mark of a LotR freak) ~flipped~

Hoeveel - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Just one little thing. Officially the Blink 182 lyric is 'On, on, on, and on, on, on' or something rather than 'Na na na na na na' cos they don't rip off NOFX - honestly :) :�

Mike - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment

great parody, describes exactly how i felt while watching the movie...

Zoe Reid - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought it was not funnie one bit not even as a joke.Lord Of The Rings is the best movie ever made.I happen to love the movie so much I wath it every day.

Becca - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

yea i hate that movie to and this is a good song cuz 99% of the ppl i no like lotr and i thout there was sumthin wrong with me, but umm i guess not! atleast not about not likin the movie...

Spaff.com - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Looks like you offended a bunch of orcs. I dig the books and the flicks but I also dig your parody. My 555 won't make much of a dent in all of your 111s, but it's a start.

Joelle - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I like this!

elmo =) - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment

its poop really lord of the rings is the best trilogy ever. give some respect 3 almost 4 years of shooting and stuff could you co it? no thought not so don't take the mick. the whole world said it was unfilmable but what peter jackson did was incredible J.R.R tolkien would have been proud if he could watch it! all the cast and crew involved did a fantastic job a lot of credit goes to you all!!!!!!!! loved every minute of every film. got the extended dvds and they're great can't wait for the 3rd one to be released luv elmo =)

jordan - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

i like lord of the rings

Joey - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I love lotr, but i also think this is funny. I agree that people should respect that lotr is a beautiful creation, but that gives it more of a reason to be taken lightly. Im thinking...why do you go thru the trouble of recreating a song about something u hate? It seems pretty dumb to me...

me - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

LOTR ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SHOULDNT MAKE POKE FUN AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATED THIS CUZ U HATE LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsk Tsk - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Ok you have to much time on your hands. I love lord of the rings and you are probably to stupid to get the message in a movie like that. Your song sucks. I know you said no offence but it still offended. Could you be in a movie like that? Could you work hours to create a masterpiece? Did you listen to the wonderfully composed music? Guess not. You probably didnt even give it a chance. Sorry Im accusing of stuff, but Im offended. I think you went in there thinking it would be bad and didnt listen or look at anything.

Mattallica - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment

F**k the haters! i loved that parody lol and i HATE lord of the rings

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