I hope you'll forgive me for getting so tipsy
I can't stand without you, I'm leaning against you
And soon I'll be heaving, who'd blame you for leaving
My stomach is churning, my forehead is burning up

The whole room is spinning, it's just the beginning
The bathroom's inviting, but still I keep fighting
So who am I fooling? The toilet's so cooling
I'm drooling and yakking, you're staring and cracking up

And it happened once again: I hurled on a friend
I'm glad they understand, this isn't what I planned
When everybody's gone, that one friend still hangs on
Taking pictures of it all, I guess this is throwing up

The next time I see you I'm hoping I won't spew
I'll hold back and walk by, I'll throw up on that guy
and I'll duck and you'll run, it's total confusion
I'm losin' my buzz here, I fear that it won't come back

And it happened once again I hurled on a friend
I'm glad they understand, this isn't what I planned
when everybody's gone, that one friend still hangs on
Taking pictures of it all, I guess this is throwing up
Well I guess this is throwing up.