She couldn't come
It was her math F.A.
I went to my room
Sung the night away
I started hanging out
All by myself
And then I turned on the T.V.
And that's about the time I got angry
Nobody likes Mr. Svelnys
And believes there's a MATH MAGIC LAND
Who the hell's Pythagorus?
My friends don't say I should do equations
What are equations again?
What are equations again?

So later on
In my bedroom
I called him up
>From my home phone
I said I was the cops
And your going to jail
The state looks down on algebra
And that's about the time I didn't study
Nobody likes Mr. Svelnys
And believes there's a MATH MAGIC LAND
Who the hell's Pythagorus?
My friends don't say I should do equations
What are equations again?
What are equations again?

And that's about the time he yelled at me
Nobody likes Mr. Svelnys
And believes there's a MATH MAGIC LAND
Who the hell's Pythagorus?
My friends don't say I should do equations
What are equations again?
What are equations again?

And that's about the time I caught some zzz's
Let's all tune out Mr. Svelnys
With many years ahead till college
Why would I want to go there?
I never wanna do equations
What are equations again?
What are equations again?