hey mom there's something in the bathroom,
I hope it's not the creatures from the tub.
I thought they only lived in stories,
now I know my dreams aren't boring.
I hope people don't think that I am dumb.
what if people knew that they are real?
they leave the bathroom cabinet door open all night.
I know that my mother said,
that they're only in my head.
I wish these prescription pills made me feel are right.
(chorus)
they keep me up all night long,
eating moms tampons.
the big one's name is Ray,
he told me that yesterday.
I'm not like you guys.
I'm not like you!
(over)
I am still a skeptic yes you know me,
Ray said that if I told I would die.(die die)
he gave me an injection,
now I can't have erections.
my best friend thinks I'm just telling lies. all right.
(repeat chorus)
big and scary.
unordinary,
my explanation.
no information.
nice to know 'ya,
paranoia.
my pills don't work, why bother?
now I'm sleeping all night long,
and nothing is wrong.
I think it must be late,
they put me away yesterday.
I know this isn't hell,
I love my padded cell.