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Song Parodies -> "All the Old Knives"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink-182

Parody Song Title:

"All the Old Knives"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Hall

The Lyrics

Loosely based on the 2022 movie of the same name.
All the old knives
Let’s go save lives
We’ll fight Muslims
Vick kills; Karl cums
They shot my pelv’
Back in twenty-twelve
That ain’t funny,
Ilyas Shishani!

Where did he go?
I do not know
Read your signal
Bring him back home

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bang bang bang!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bang bang bang!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bang bang bang!
Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot blood blood blood blood death!

“Find them! They’ll pay!
Turks suck!” we say
We’ll leave ‘em bleeding in Iran
Then confiscate that country’s naan

Where will we go?
I do not know
Use GPS
Bring ‘em back home

Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom frick you bombs!
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom frick you bombs!
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom frick you bombs!
Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot blood blood blood blood death!

Must I now go?
I do not know
Call FBI
They’ll do my job
Get in the car
We know where you are
We’ll wait all night long
You little Akbar

Though it’s high pay
Celia’s not gay
I’ll leave right now
While they say,
“Get in the car
We know where you are
We’ll wait all night long
We’ll wait all night long
Allahu Akbar!”

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