A lightweight
They call me
When I drink
Get dizzy
No red wine
or cold brew
I’ll just stick
with orange juice
That ice cream-
rum raisin
leaves my head
all hazy
It’s crazy
appalling
Just one drink
and I fall down

My friends thought
It’d be great
Make me fall
on my face
A small glass
they did fill
To the top
with Nyquil
Just had one
and no more
And wound up
on the floor
And upon
my waking
my poor head
was aching- ow!

And I hate all of my friends
Goes right to my head
Don’t think they understand
I’m not a drinking man

And when the night is done
And my friends had their fun
The bathroom floor I own
Down on my knees and throwing up

Man, I just can’t stop throwing up

At Denny’s
getting food
with my buddies
with no booze
The waitress
she walked by
and asked me
what I’d like
With a smile
said “I’ll take
a root beer”
Big mistake
This feeling
comes right back
My mind’s gone
After one glass

Man, it happened once again
Drunk, don’t understand
I started feeling weird
Just because it says beer

Oh man, I feel like death
They say it’s in my head
Well tell that to my gut
Cause now I’m stuck here throwing up

I’m having trouble standing up
My friends left me here throwing up
That root beer got me throwing up
Not even booze, and I threw up
I’m such a lightweight throwing up