I took her out, it was a Friday night.
At the movies to get the feeling right.
We picked a sappy one, it got many rants.
I knew Richard Gere was corny.
We went there and saw "Runaway Bride".

I laughed out loud, my girlfriend cried and cried.
I'd rather watch the movie "The Watcher".
But "The Bride" has Julia R.
I'd rather watch wrestling.
Which has Diamond Page.

Later on, I got some popcorn.
I looked around, and found some old porn.
I said, thank Gid, I'm saved. Don't gotta watch that crap.
Then it turned out to be my mom.
And that's the night me and my girl watched "Runaway Bride".

I laughed out loud, but then she cried and cried.
I asked her if she wanted some soda.
She said that she wanted Junior Mints.
How much cash do I have left?
I'd rather watch wrestling.
Which has Diamond Page.


I laughed out loud, but then she cried and cried.
I asked her if she wanted some soda.
She said that she wanted Junior Mints.
How much cash do I have left?
I'd rather watch wrestling.
Which has Diamond Page.
I laughed out loud, my girlfriend cried and cried.
I'd rather watch the movie "Final Cut".
But "The Bride" has Richard Gere.
I'd rather watch wrestling.
Which has Diamond Page.