Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Cotton Between My Knees"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Cotton Between My Knees"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been red there in my shower,
I was having another heavy day.
I was content to get the cheap stuff, that's my way.
I always kept a stash of napkins.
So I was the one with all the odor,
While you were the one who didn't say anything
An Elephant that was in the room for so long.
A horrible smell that has my name!
Did you ever know I found my new brand?
A real bargain that has gone by me?
I can feel cleaner than an autumn breeze,
For you are the cotton between my knees.
I thought it appeared to go unnoticed,
But I've been told that I smell like fish
They asked if I knew that I smelled, of course I knew it.
And then they told me about this!
Did you ever know about this new brand?
A real bargain that has gone by me?
I could feel cleaner than an autumn breeze,
For you are the cotton between my knees.
Did I ever tell you about my new brand?
A real bargain that has gone by me?
Oh, and I, I can feel cleaner than an autumn breeze,
For you are the cotton between my knees,
'cause you are the cotton between my knees.
Oh, the cotton between my knees.
You, you, you, you are the cotton between my knees.
Dry, Dry, Dry and clean. You let me feel so dry.
Oh, you, you, you, the cotton between my knees.
Oh, you, you, you, the cotton between my knees.
Dry, Dry, Dry dry against my lips,
So comfortable and smells like lavender
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the cotton between my knees.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/bettemidler2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 254