Intro: *[Spoken]*
(Recess!)
Yeah, monkey bars and tag are in full effect (recess!)
Uh, huh (recess!)
I ain’t ready Tom!
Not ready! (recess!)
Not ready yet
Well ready or not man
Oh no, here is comes!

Verse 1: It’s half past one now
I know something bad’s ‘bout to come (yeah)
Yo, situation is serious
It’s something that the kids like to call fun (tell’em)
It’s oh so beautiful
This playground time it seems from the start (yeah, mmhmm)
It’s also deadly
Cuz let’s face it, kids always aren’t that smart (mmhmm)
Check it out

Chorus: It’s drivin’ me outta my mind
Can’t stand this crazy playground time
That kid just busted his chest
Please ma’am, go get, the nurse
(Wrong move he’s dead)
Man I hate recess!
Never trust the kids with it again
Man, I hate recess! (Recess!)

Verse 2: If they were smart they wouldn’t do that
Before they start to break their bones, you know?
Cuz it is a fact
Noses sure to break when a ball’s thrown
They will cry
They’ll drive you right outta your mind
But in five secs they are fine
Beware of climbin’, “Oh, please get off that Simon!”
You’ll have to move fast, you need lightnin’ timin’
Ooh!

Rap 1: Recess, deadly, movin’ so quick
Lookin’ at the wild child get real sick
Gettin’ mad fast, so better lay low
Just so my Fox40 whistle don’t blow
The dough’s so slow to be watchin’ these kids though
Seein’ the kids playin’, huh, they playin’ me
But they know I’m the teacher (How do you know?)
I’ll spank their ass with that meter

Breakdown: (Recess! Recess! Recess!)
Recess!
(Recess!)
Recess, recess, recess, re-recess
Re-re-re-recess
Recess, recess, recess, re-recess
Re-re-re-recess
Recess, recess, recess, re-recess
Re-re-re-recess
Recess, recess, recess, re-recess
Re-re-re-recess
Recess!

Rap 2: We got monkey bars, swings, things and hula-hoop rings
All the time, hard balls they fling
Checkin’ out the playground
The highs, the lows
Keepin’ both eyes open, still stayin’ on toes
There was one particular kid that was worse than the rest
Stupid as can be, got one broken chest
Mr. Jones here and I’ll ready the car
To the E-R [Child crying]
Now you know
Re-cess blows!

Chorus: It’s drivin’ me outta my mind
Can’t stand this crazy playground time
That kid just busted his chest
Please ma’am, go get, the nurse
(Wrong move he’s dead)
Man I hate recess! (Hooo!)(Recess!)
(Whoo!)(Recess!)
Never trust the kids with it again
Recess! (Recess!)
(Recess!) It’s dangerous
Recess! Hooo yeah! (Recess!)
Hooo yeah! (Recess!)
(Recess!) Recess!

Outro: *[Spoken]*
You teachers that was another rough one
You know what I’m sayin’ bro?
Yeah, 9-1-1 in full effect
Yo wassup to Tech. T., and Doctor G.
And I can’t forget about my girl, Nurse Brown
And the whole ER crew

Recess!
Ah, nooooooooooooo!
Wah, hah