There's a place where everyone can be happy
It's the most sacred place in the whole entire house
It's made with porcelain, ceramic tile, and plastic
It is home to everything, man and bug and even mouse,
And you know, I wish I could get in there
It's a door that I now find shut
And I wish you'd hurry up there
Make sure we have some tissue so I can wipe my butt

Cuz there's no time for playing around, you in there!
Gotta get on the toilet 'fore I soil my underwear
The Loo!
It's the center of my world
But I
Don't have the Potpourri to spray what I have spoiled
And you will regret it!

There's a place where I am always king
It is down the hall, first door on your right
Admission requires qualifications
Flush the toilet when you're done, wash your hands, turn off the light
And please try not to be impatient
For we all hate standing in line!
But that's what happens when you only have one good bathroom
And four other people trying to get in at the same time!

But there should be no shoving or fighting, my friends
Cuz this is my throne, and it's stopped up again!
The Loo!
It's the center of my world
But I
Don't have the Potpourri to spray what I have spoiled
And you will regret iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!