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Song Parodies -> "Banana Peanut butter sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Black Velvet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alannah Myles

Parody Song Title:

"Banana Peanut butter sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

All these food parodies recently w/ what people ate etc got me thinking of writing this one
What do I put in the middle of bread pieces
Peanut butter on the shelf way up high
Maybe bacon or sausage or some old ham
And some bananas, no molasses and no pie
That’s what I want, knew how to make ev'rything
Always wanting more, my belt is busting for
Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter what a switch
And then some bacon that'll bring you to your knees
Bananas if you please

Up in Memphis they won’t make this for you
Not by request, just make it yourself
Getting fatter and the scale is still increasing
Kentucky Fried leaves me bored after a while
The way it tastes, with some honey, so sweet and true
Always wanting more, need some grape jelly for

Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter what a dish
And then some bacon but I don’t want any cheese
Bananas if you please

Ev'ry part of ev'ry dish that I make is for you
And it is for me too, I now have ballooned
What can I do?

Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter, need to switch
Gotta exercise so I can then touch my knees
And diet, no no please

Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter, got the itch
And then some bacon, honey, maybe grape jelly
Bananas if you please

Yes, I please
Yes, I please
Yes, I please

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The Original Jonathan C. - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Elvis Presley's favorite meal was fried peanut butter 'n' "nanner" sandwich. I wonder if you knew the connection and was inspired.
Larry Hensley - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Right, that's where I got the idea for this from, thanks
Rob Arndt - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I like bananas, but not PBnJ. Still, a good parody. 555!
Larry Hensley - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob
Earl - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
More like a fruitcake ;-)
Larry Hensley - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Earl (to commenter above Earl: you must really have no life if you have nothing better to do than to make fun of other people's comments. I'm not sorry if I bore you, and the actual authors appreciate my comments.
qwerty - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Mary & Harry .. most contrary .. how does your contempt show?
Harry Helmsley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
qwerty, my contempt shows as satire. Do you know a better way?
Larry Hensley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
To any and all complainers, I suggest you actually try to get a life rather than devoting your life to complaining about comments on a parody site. These are COMMENTS, not parodies. COMMENTS are NOT supposed to be works of art. They exist merely to tell the parody author your thoughts on the parody. Comments are not supposed to be an amazing work of art for everyone to appreciate, and especially not for jerks to complain about. I don't have all the time in the world to craft amazing and really long comments for everyone so I can avoid jerks who probably don't even write parodies harassing me about my comments. I have been on this site for many years (not always posting parodies but always been looking at them) and I have never seen such behavior before now.
Mum's the Word - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Larry, if you have nothing to say, don't say it.
Larry Hensley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, obviously I have SOMETHING to say, and otherwise the parody authors don't know that I liked their parody at all. And if you don't comment on other's parodies on this site it's a lot less likely that people will look at and comment on your parodies. You should know that. Stop giving me hell for my perfectly fine comments that the intended audience (the authors) always appreciate

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