What do I put in the middle of bread pieces
Peanut butter on the shelf way up high
Maybe bacon or sausage or some old ham
And some bananas, no molasses and no pie
That’s what I want, knew how to make ev'rything
Always wanting more, my belt is busting for
Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter what a switch
And then some bacon that'll bring you to your knees
Bananas if you please

Up in Memphis they won’t make this for you
Not by request, just make it yourself
Getting fatter and the scale is still increasing
Kentucky Fried leaves me bored after a while
The way it tastes, with some honey, so sweet and true
Always wanting more, need some grape jelly for

Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter what a dish
And then some bacon but I don’t want any cheese
Bananas if you please

Ev'ry part of ev'ry dish that I make is for you
And it is for me too, I now have ballooned
What can I do?

Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter, need to switch
Gotta exercise so I can then touch my knees
And diet, no no please

Banana, Peanut butter sandwich
Banana, Peanut butter, got the itch
And then some bacon, honey, maybe grape jelly
Bananas if you please

Yes, I please
Yes, I please
Yes, I please