Yeah, go out walking with a shitty poochie
Smell gets higher than a hippy's hoochie
He laid traps for the unwary walker
Take it with you like a silent stalker

CHORUS
Up in the tread of your best new shoes
Thick brown caked on canine ooze
Ain't no way you can escape the smell
Go barefoot or it stinks like hell

Yeah, go out walking with a shitty poochie
Sit and watch the faces of the passers by
Yeah they swear and they curse and their eyes cross too
Trying to wipe off the doggy doo

Got a little touch of the diarrhea
Might not see it but you smell it near ya
Get in an elevator someone says "Phew!"
Everybody's looking underneath their shoes

CHORUS
Up in the tread of your best new shoes
Thick brown caked on canine ooze
Ain't no way you can escape the smell
Go barefoot or it stinks like hell

Yeah, go out walking with a shitty poochie
Sit and watch the faces of the passers by
Yeah they swear and they curse and their eyes cross too
Trying to wipe off the doggy doo
Trying to wipe off the doggy doo