An old man in 2008
He lost the election and cried the next day
There's a black guy in the GOP ??
His name is Michael Steele from the RNC
and ain't that idotic, don't you think?

They like hating gays on their wedding day
It's Sharia Law the "Republican way"
A loss of rights that we just won't take
but coming from them, it figures!

Mr. "One-Percent" was that Romney guy
He's a plastic nut-case and he loves to lie
It took him his whole career to get to this night
and in a Michigan town, he said
"Those trees are a nice height."
And ain't that idotic, don't you think?

It's like Bain laid you off today
The "cream pie"--- that's when Romney got paid
It's your union rights that they just wanna' take
but coming from them, it figures!

Well, lies have a funny way of catching up to you
when you think what you say is okay to everyone on the far right
And lies have a funny way of calling you out when
you're sayin' something so wrong, and the rhetoric blows up in your face

An abortion bill??... but the budget's late
It's Chris Christie in line at the Country Buffet
It's like a vaginal probe when you're not pro-life
It's Newt meeting Calista
And then leaving his second wife
And ain't it idiotic, don't you think?
A bit too idiotic, these people really do stink!

They like hating gays on their wedding day
It's Sharia Law the "Republican way"
A loss of rights that we just won't take
but coming from them, it figures!

Well, lies have a funny way of catching up to you
And lies have a funny, funny way of calling you out
Calling you out