The spokes are now spinning
Was born just to ride
This sports bike is awesome, yeah!
Fly high, then I'm grounded
Wrong lane, I'm in overdrive
It's fun but illegal, baby!

Cops can't chase me down though
Yeah, I'll never get a traffic fine, fine, fine
Look, Mom, no hands! My crotch rocket
Is now traveling right past a stop sign

Hit a bump, the fun's over
Was flung, now I'm in the dirt
Back tire wasn't working, no!
I dared to be wreckless
I'm scared 'cause my foot is gone
Should've not pulled a wheely, baby!

I guess I should have slown down, dude
I was heading north but everything went south
Now I've got one foot in the sprocket
And the other one is in a vulture's mouth

The freeway is covered
My spleen just said bye
Hit hard, now I'm roadkill, baby!
The road tastes so nasty
It's paved, I was licking it
Skin's thick, but not that thick, baby!

And what it all boils down to
Is that perhaps I really should have worn a helmet
Now I've got one eye out the socket
And the other one is looking right at it

And now it's come down to the end
See, my bike and I were destroyed, oh boy
Now I've got one foot in the sprocket
And the other one has become a chew toy