Alanis Morrisette – Parody of Ironic

I've had this since ninety-eight
It's well past it's expiry date
Just wish I had some Chardonnay
Look at the clock, it's a quarter to eight

But I have this tonic,
That I'll drink

Chorus:
I didn't have time to go shopping today
I really tried, hope there's lemonade
It is a good prize, so I bought us some cake
The memory of this, will linger

Just to play it safe, I will not drive
Going to talk some more, before I say goodbye
I waited a whole week long, to enjoy this night
As the rain poured down I thought, “Glad I'm inside”

I have this tonic
Have a drink

Chorus

Well Clive is a funny guy, likes entertaining you
Makes you think, guests are okay and the party is going right
Wish it was a sunny day and we could go out, when the food's all gone.
That would be pretty ace

It's time to go, it's getting quite late
No party bags, for you to take
Not even balloons, for you and your wife
The party is not as good as it seems
It was the worst one of my life

All I had was tonic
Here to drink
Wanted gin and tonic and yeah, that is a drink!

Chorus

That was a funny day, no alcohol for me or you
Come on everyone, I will just show you out
Show you out