A young gal turned 28,
She didn't want to eat her great birthday cake
She said: "hey guys, we should lose some weight,
So let's do something before it's too late!
We should do some aerobic... don't you think?"

'Cuz my veins can deteriorate,
If blood pressure's high my poor health will decay,
With this body size, I'm so disconsolate...
And this really gets on my nerves!

Mrs. Train-Me-Safe thought "give it a try",
She threw her fruit cake, said "gluttony, goodbye!"
She wanted her whole damn bod to be so tight,
And as her man grabbed her a**, he said: "it's hard, which is nice"
You should do more aerobic... don't you think?

My heart rate is ok again,
My bones are all right, stronger than in those days,
Do some exercise, it will make you feel great,
It's pleasant, it's good, it's superb...

Well gym has a funny way of making your muscles and your whole organism strong, and gives you a healthy life,
And gym has a funny way of making the guys look at every part of your bod, yeah, every part except at your face...

I can move fast, so now I'm never late
I can walk miles and miles without taking a break,
And now everyone tells me I'm sexy, it's nice,
I met the man of my dreams... he told me: "I'm gonna quit my wife..."
You should do some aerobic... don't you think?
It's good to do aerobic... and yeah I really do think

My heart rate is ok again,
My bones are all right, stronger than in those days,
Do some exercise, it will make you feel great,
It's pleasant, it's good, it's superb...

And yeah well guys have a funny way of looking at your b**t,
And yeah gym has a funny, funny way of making you strong,
Making you strong