My job consists in visiting people (at their shops, companies, home, etc. ) and offering them lower prices for internet and/or phone calls. Fortunately, I live in Barcelona, a big city with lots of foreign people; I say fortunately, because it is easier to sell products to foreign people than to native people. Not many native customers use internet, and they almost don't use the phone. Besides, they are more afraid of changes than others because in many cases when they changed their phone company they had problems (with the price, the service, etc.). And also, I think they are rather boring people. However, foreign customers use internet much more, and just by telling them they're going to pay less they are willing to accept the offer; they give the same importance to both the price and the service. Also, just by telling them their neighbour already works with that company, they are willing to change (because they know their neighbour is satisfied with the service); and not only that, but some customers to whom I made the offer give my phone number to their families and friends, and they often call me and ask me"hey, when are you coming here I also want this"... besides, foreign people are funnier to talk with (I prefer speaking in English, and I like talking about their country, culture, etc.) So... thank you customers!

I am making my own website and it has different sections. One of them is about humour and parodies; can I add some of your parodies there? (I'll soon give you the URL; at the moment there's almost nothing to see...)