-> "You're Outta Milk"
Original Song Title:
"You Oughta Know"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You're Outta Milk"
The Lyrics
I want you to know
that I have emptied your
cartons of good milk
the best for your bones
another version would be
that it perverted with yeast
but it ain't past the date it expires
then I spoke half-wittedly
"I gave it to your baby"
but I forgot she is a lactose intol'rant
and the mustache it gave me don't gel 'cos I'm female
and shaved me the day you bought the ambrose of white, I know
but every time it's in my hair
I will tell that I tried a new color
it's a white dye
a white dye!!
since when are dyes white?!
well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
don't deny it
it's this problem that you are dealing with:
you're, you're, you're
outta milk!
you said "Very well,
you're du-ti-ful.
I'll loot coffee sales
while you stay at home"
did you forget about me:
Miss Milkman's Agony?
I even rob cats of their milk saucer dinner
I can remember the day
I had the shops milk stacks drained
I went to pastures to drink from Moo's... udder
well, I'll say to your face that the lait
I donated to vagrants in my rare mood to be oh, so kind, you know?
but every time when I "explain"
you can tell by the smell of my breath, it's still
puppy like
puppy, like
my puppy dog eyes
well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
don't deny it
it's this problem that we are dealing with:
you're, you're, you're
outta milk!
ooooohhhh....
ooooohhhh ooh ooh ooh...
ooooohhh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'cos the snow-whitish stains on the bed that was me
and the spots didn't fade in the time that I rubbed and wiped, and you know
and if one day you're going through your void-of-calcium back I'll try to feel it
whilst sipping milk-drink
well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
don't deny it
it's this problem that I am dealing with:
you're, you're, you're
outta milk, well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
won't deny it
it's a problem that I am dealing with
you're, you're, you're
outta milk!
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