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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want To Be The Knight"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want To Be The Knight"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Steven Tyler Doesn't Want To Be That Kind Of Knight. He Just Wants To Save His Girl In Games Like...
[Verse 1]
I Could Stay Awake Just To Fight That Dragon,
Slay The Dragon With My Sword While Shielding,
Throwing Fire At The Dragon,
I Could Spend My Life In This Great Old Castle,
I Could Stay Lost Trying To Look For Some Castle,
Every Moment Here, My Princess Will Search Me In A Castle...

[Chorus]
I Don't Wanna Fight For Crime,
I Don't Wanna Sleep The Day,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!
Cause Even When I Dream Of You,
The Dragon Had To Kidnap You,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!

[Verse 2]
Turn Into A Frog, Back Into A Princess,
And I'm Wondering Where The Princess,
Will Marry Me, And She'll Say Yes!
And Then Me And My Bride Will Have A Marriage Together,
We'll Be Able To Get Along In A Castle Forever!

[Chorus]
I Don't Wanna Fight For Crime,
I Don't Wanna Sleep The Day,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!
Cause Even When I Dream Of You,
The Dragon Had To Kidnap You,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!

[Bridge]
I Don't Wanna Be That Guy,
In Castlevania Games.
I Just Wanna Save You From The Dragon,
In Final Fantasy Games.
I Save You From Other Games,
Like Mario & Sonic Too.
I Just Wanna Save You Everywhere,
And Everywhere I Go, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

[Chorus]
I Don't Wanna Fight For Crime,
I Don't Wanna Sleep The Day,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!
Cause Even When I Dream Of You,
The Dragon Had To Kidnap You,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!
[Chorus]
I Don't Wanna Fight For Crime,
I Don't Wanna Sleep The Day,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!
Cause Even When I Dream Of You,
The Dragon Had To Kidnap You,
I Still Miss You, And I Don't Wanna Be A Knight!
The Knight Will Just Keep Saving His Princess.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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