[Intro: Bert]
Come Here, Ernie.
You Know That You Can't Hear The Song At All,
The Way You've Been Treating Me Like I Was Your Big Pa,
Seems Like We're Just Best Friends, We're Good Friends,
And It Always Makes Me Wonder Why If You Got Something Here,
Ernie, You've Got To Hear This Catchy Tune?
You Hear Me?

[Verse 1: Ernie]
You Say You're Eating Oatmeal All The Way,
And You Hear This Little Song They Play,
Bert, You've Been Telling Me That Line So Many Times,
It Kinda Gets Annoyed But It's Kinda Good, So Yeah.

[Chorus: Ernie & Bert]
That Kinda Song Here Turns Us Back To The Stage,
That Kinda Song Kinda Makes Us Want To Dance For The Wage.
That Song's Catchy, Catchy, Catchy,
That Is Catchy, You Turn It On,
Leaving Me Home, Home,
Catchy, Catchy, Catchy, It's So Catchy,
What Can I Do, Ernie? I Feel Like I'm Losin' It Too!

[Verse 2: Ernie]
You're Keeping Me Awake,
And This Song Doesn't Take,
As Long As It Is Tryin' To Do, Yeah!
But, I Know It Just Keeps On Going, Going All The Way,
And It's Getting A Clue, Yeah!

[Chorus: Bert & Ernie]
That Kinda Song Makes Us Wanna Dance In The Show, Yeah!
That Kinda Song, Now We'll Never, Never, Never, Make It Go, Yeah!
That Song's Catchy, Catchy, Catchy,
That Is Catchy, You Turn It On,
Leaving Me Home, Home,
Catchy, Catchy, Catchy, It's So Catchy,
Catchy, What Can I Do, Ernie?
There's Nothing I Can Do, Yeah!

[Bridge: Bert & Ernie]
Just Make It Stop, Ernie!
Just Make It Stop,
Catchy, Catchy, Catchy, Is It, Ernie?
I'm Losin' My Mind, Bert, Cause This Song Is Catchy!
Catchy, Catchy, Catchy, Don't You Know, Ernie?
You Turn It On, And Now It Rolls On,
Yeah, This Song Is Just...

[Chorus: Bert & Ernie]
Catchy, Catchy, Catchy,
That Is Catchy, You Turn It On,
Leaving Me Home, Home,
Catchy, Catchy, Catchy, It's So Catchy,
Catchy, What Can I Do, Ernie?
There's Nothing I Can Do, Yeah!

[Outro: Bert & Ernie]
No, No, No, Nooo, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Oh No, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie.