[Intro]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!

[Chorus]
Get up!
Eating Has Got to Be, (hey there, Mr. sandwich Man!)
Like A Monster Eating On A Tree (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Forget About The Donut Van (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Just Talk To Mr. Sandwich Man! (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)

[Verse 1]
We Had To Be Miles Away From Him, He Said He Loves Your Sandwich,
They Had To Take A Picture Of Slim Jim, Uh-Huh!
They Made Him Eat A Sandwich And Get Fat,
And Man, He Got Kicked Out For That,
He's Drinking, He's Eating, He Tried To Pay The Bill,
He's Falling All The Way And Now He's Going Down A Hill.

[Chorus]
Get up!
Eating Has Got to Be, (hey there, Mr. sandwich Man!)
Like A Monster Eating On A Tree (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Forget About The Donut Van (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Just Talk To Mr. Sandwich Man! (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)

[Verse 2]
I'm Looking For the Other Sandwich Man
And That One Is Way Better
The Kind Of Sandwich Man Has Got To Go,
You Must Be Getting Crazy,
You've Got To Get Some Sandwiches On The Way,
Cause You Made Me Kick You Out,
You Know You're Drinking, You're Eating, You Tried To Pay Your Taxes,
You Threw Me Down A River And Forced Me To Get More Stacks.


[Chorus]
Get up!
Eating Has Got to Be, (hey there, Mr. sandwich Man!)
Like A Monster Eating On A Tree (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Forget About The Donut Van (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Just Talk To, Talk To, Talk To, Talk To, Talk!

[Verse 3]
You Put Me In A Well, And Made Me Drown,
You're Such A Crazy Fella,
You Threw Me Down A Huge Gorilla Town,
You Know How Much I Hate It.
You Made Me Eat A Sandwich And Get Fat!
You Said You're Getting Eaten,
You're Drinking, You're Eating, You're Fired By Mr. Manwich,
You're Gonna Get In Big Trouble Because You're Mister Sandwich...

[Bridge]
Man! Hey There, Mister Sandwich Man!
Hey There, Mr. Sandwich Man!

[Chorus]
Get up!
Eating Has Got to Be, (hey there, Mr. sandwich Man!)
Like A Monster Eating On A Tree (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Forget About The Donut Van (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Just Talk To Mr. Sandwich Man! (Hey There Mister Sandwich Man)
Oh, Talk To Mr. Sandwich Man!