Dum, dum, dum honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum I just got a number 1
Dum, dum, dum honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum on the top

Want a #1
Want a #1
The whole site's lots of fun
With parodies from everyone
But what am I gonna do?
The votes aren't comin' through
We got guys like Wolveroses
The guy who wrote 'Cup #10'
The parodies keep comin'
But a few hit number one
Man, the pressure's gonna break my brain!

Want a #1
Want a #1
My parodies have just begun
Now everybody is having fun
'Cooking all this broth for you'
What's in Watt Daddy's stew?

The songs we write are kinda crazy
Our posted lyrics are insane
And we all try not to blunder
But we rarely hit a number
And I know that's got to be a pain!

Pardoy! Parody is a game
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Parody! Songs for the insane
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Parody....parody...PAR-O-DEEEEEEE

(guitar solo)

Want a #1
Want a #1
Make sure it hasn't been done
And remember...it's all in fun
William Tong likes to do
Parodies 'bout 'Double-U'
With guys like Phil Alexander
You know our songs are never plain
Royce Miller makes it easy
Plus awesome STG
And the Florios got all the game!

Pardoy! Parody is a game
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Parody! Songs for the insane
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Parody....parody...PAR-O-DEEEEEEE

Want a #1
Want a #1
Want a #1
Want a #1

Want a #1
'My Name is Kenny' is fun
Tone-Def's song salled 'Ump'
We got stuff from everyone
Jim A's 'Machester Station'
ChuckyG's site is fun
But....I want a #1