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Song Parodies -> "Cavy"
Original Song Title:
"Crazy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Cavy"
Parody Written by:
Benny's Mom
The Lyrics
A bit of an explanation: I have an adorable pet guinea pig, Benny, and sometimes I sing to him and change the words to previously written songs. I've always thought that guinea pigs were in the rodent family, but I reecently found out that he's not a rodent but a cavy (pronounced K.V.) . So one day I was listening to the song "Crazy" by Aerosmith, and I changed the words to make it be about Benny. Here's what I came up with:
You see a guinea pig in his cage and you say hey, there's a rodent
You been giving me that line so many times I'm kind starting to feel like you believe it
That kinda fluffball’s not the same as mice
That kinda fluffball has his own group, ain’t that nice?
He’s a cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
He’s a fluffball, not at all a rodent but a
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
My guinea pig, Benny!
He’s fluffy and he’s b-i-ig
You think Benny’s in the same family as a rat or a mouse
But I know you ain’t gonna never find a guinea pig in a rodent house
(No!)
That kinda fluffball’s got a different set of teeth
(Yeah!)
That kinda fluffball, yeah, well, he never never never never eats cheese
He’s a cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
He’s a fluffball, not at all a rodent but a
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
My guinea pig, Benny!
He's fluffy and he’s b-i-ig
My little fluffball, he is a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavy
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
He’s a fluffball, not at all a rodent but a
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
My guinea pig, Benny!
He’s fluffy and he’s b-i-ig
You been giving me that line so many times I'm kind starting to feel like you believe it
That kinda fluffball’s not the same as mice
That kinda fluffball has his own group, ain’t that nice?
He’s a cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
He’s a fluffball, not at all a rodent but a
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
My guinea pig, Benny!
He’s fluffy and he’s b-i-ig
You think Benny’s in the same family as a rat or a mouse
But I know you ain’t gonna never find a guinea pig in a rodent house
(No!)
That kinda fluffball’s got a different set of teeth
(Yeah!)
That kinda fluffball, yeah, well, he never never never never eats cheese
He’s a cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
He’s a fluffball, not at all a rodent but a
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
My guinea pig, Benny!
He's fluffy and he’s b-i-ig
My little fluffball, he is a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavy
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
He’s a fluffball, not at all a rodent but a
Cavy, cavy, Benny is a cavy
My guinea pig, Benny!
He’s fluffy and he’s b-i-ig
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