I make my dimes
At work at this Starbucks bistro
That frothy mug I have yet to try
The beans I have churned, yeah
When you order frappuccinos
Those coffee cups like to fry your mind

Beverage!
My friends taunt they say “C’mon take one sip!”
That caffeine just seemed to flow down my throat between my lips

I was peaceful when clocked in
Now in circles running I spin
This stuff’s a crazed mystery
I was calm when work first began
Now I talk fast and my lips flap
That Java Brew make me freak!

When you order I tend to zoom
Don’t mind the coffee stains
Sugar high with a caffeine buzz
Starbucks f*cked up my brain

“Calm down!” you scream
“That’s… The last espresso you drink
We’re trailing behind, You make us look bad
Your sipping’s a crime
Glad it’s not Irish Coffee
The last thing you need is a drunken sway”

There’s Red Bull in my back seat
I’ve become a drink addict
I haven’t dozed for 6 whole days
Because Monster gives me a kick!!!

Now I’m hyper bouncing off walls
That latte won’t make my heart stall
Think I should stick to iced tea
Used to be slow as a turtle
Now I'm leaping over hurdles
Brew is the death of me

On eBay spent all night
Wasting all of my pay
All on beans, rare beans, fresh beans
For my huge beverage buffet

Getting hyper off of mocha
Now I’m blasting polish polka
My neighbors are annoyed with me
If I need it in an instant
There’s a powder with brown tint
That Starbucks crew made a slew for me
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee!!!!

(Instrumental solo)

I got hyper off of Coke too
Next to lattes Coke’s a joke dude
Because those beans have caffeine
Now I’m hyper I can’t be stopped
Even by those pesky damn cops
My brain is screwed thanks to…
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee!!!!

I’m so hyper I’m a nutcase
Pouring that drink down my face
It can’t be beat by Pepsi
I was mellow when I started
Now those days have been departed