I can stay and bathe
Just to cease your leaving
Watch you smile while I am weeping
Then you dart far away from me

I have spent my life to rid my body odour
I have dealt with this bad problem forever
If there's a cure that I knew, it would had been a pleasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume
It's unnatural, babe
But I don't wanna smell so stink

And every time I dream of you
Your sweetest scents now never do
It's unnatural, babe
So I don't wanna put on Lynx

Dancing close to you
Feeling your arms seeping
And I wonder why you're leaving
Wondering if your smell you're fleeing

You know I'm not that guy
I don't care if you smell like leather
I just wanna smell your fumes
The stench you're making forever, for ever and ever...

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume
It's unnatural, babe
But I don't wanna smell so stink

And every time I dream of you
Your sweetest scents now never do
It's unnatural, babe
So I don't wanna put on Lynx

I don't wanna smell so vile
I don't want you look so pissed
But I just won't use a can of roll-on or spray to cover my pits

Too much "Cool Charm" [a roll-on deodorant] stings my nose
No makeups, please. You look so fine
You are still a lovely woman
Though you don't look devine

(GOD DAMN IT! TAKE A BATH!)

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume
It's unnatural, babe
But I don't wanna smell so stink

And every time I dream of you
Your sweetest scents now never do
It's unnatural, babe
So I don't wanna put on Lynx

Rexona? I'll never buy
My own scent is too unique
'Cause it's natural, babe
And I don't wanna put on Lynx

I wanna taste the sweat of yours
The lipsticks taste much worse than puke
I wanna kiss you, babe
But just not when you're full of paint

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume, yeah
But I don't wanna smell so stink