Song Parodies -> "I Don't Wanna Smell So Stink"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"

Original Performer:

"I Don't Wanna Smell So Stink"

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The Lyrics

I love it when a song has so many alternative titles (never bothered listing them all, but I just went for a more generic one). This song is done for the upcoming summer.

I can stay and bathe
Just to cease your leaving
Watch you smile while I am weeping
Then you dart far away from me

I have spent my life to rid my body odour
I have dealt with this bad problem forever
If there's a cure that I knew, it would had been a pleasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume
It's unnatural, babe
But I don't wanna smell so stink

And every time I dream of you
Your sweetest scents now never do
It's unnatural, babe
So I don't wanna put on Lynx

Dancing close to you
Feeling your arms seeping
And I wonder why you're leaving
Wondering if your smell you're fleeing

You know I'm not that guy
I don't care if you smell like leather
I just wanna smell your fumes
The stench you're making forever, for ever and ever...

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume
It's unnatural, babe
But I don't wanna smell so stink

And every time I dream of you
Your sweetest scents now never do
It's unnatural, babe
So I don't wanna put on Lynx

I don't wanna smell so vile
I don't want you look so pissed
But I just won't use a can of roll-on or spray to cover my pits

Too much "Cool Charm" [a roll-on deodorant] stings my nose
No makeups, please. You look so fine
You are still a lovely woman
Though you don't look devine

(GOD DAMN IT! TAKE A BATH!)

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume
It's unnatural, babe
But I don't wanna smell so stink

And every time I dream of you
Your sweetest scents now never do
It's unnatural, babe
So I don't wanna put on Lynx

Rexona? I'll never buy
My own scent is too unique
'Cause it's natural, babe
And I don't wanna put on Lynx

I wanna taste the sweat of yours
The lipsticks taste much worse than puke
I wanna kiss you, babe
But just not when you're full of paint

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna put on perfume, yeah
But I don't wanna smell so stink

a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_0UXRY_rY">Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

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James - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Dude, how did you come up with this? Everything fits just a bit too well.

Agrimorfee - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment

I guess you wanted me to take a look here. It was a funny idea, but it didn't really make sense part of the time, most of all the title. Like, "I don't wanna close my eyes"--why not? The 2nd to last stanza makes no sense either. My advice for you is to slow down, reread it once, even twice, before you submit. 443

Rocky Mak - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment

The 2nd to last stanza was just a little stick that I'd much rather taste hger sweat (naturally produced), but not lipstick (artificial chemical mix). Paint: Makeup. As for the not closing my eyes bit, well the natural reaction when things are sprayed onto you is to close your eyes, and it's a hassle, albeit minor. Besides, some people spray perfume all over themselves.

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