Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Got a Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got a Gun"

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Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Cheney's Got a Gun"

Parody Written by:

Tigger

The Lyrics

OK, I am the second one to send this in, and I bet there will be more. This is my second version which is far more political than my original. Still how can anyone pass up such a great opportunity like this!

Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum never learned to use a gun.
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum your mistakes are all around

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
The hunting trip's come undone
From having just a little fun
What did his good friend do?
Say wiretapping was uncool?
They said when Cheney went a-hunting
He claimed it was just for quail
But Harry never saw it comin' and it doesn't really matter
Cuz Dick Cheney's never goin' to jail.

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His bad day's just begun
Maybe now he'll cut and run
Come on now tell the truth.
What did his buddy do?
He made a little bitty comment
About his hunting partners war
They say the VP was so angry and he had to prove his reasons
Once again he did it with a bang.

Run away, run away from the press yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the truth yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
A new day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Will we ever know the truth?
Why Cheney always just lets loose.
He claimed he thought it would be easy to put make the world believe his tale
He said tho nobody believes him, Hussein was really sneaky.
The weapons are now in Iran.

Run away, run away from the truth yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the news yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Man it's a real big gun
Cheney's got a gun
Think it's time we all should run

Cheney's got a gun
His last day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Our last day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun

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Stephen Harrington - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

555, there are three of them up today, still good, but I hope this parody idea doesn't get done like the Complicated one "Constipated".

carol - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm not afraid of no quail. 555

Larry Hensley - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Another funny one, 555's

Agrimorfee - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

At least you did the entire song--veteran Bob Rivers couldn't even do it.

The Thought Police - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

I hope someone also parodies "Homecoming Queen has got a gun" and "Shotgun"-this whole situation is begging for a parody,pehaps even an original song to define it!

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