There's something wrong with that girl you say
And I know what it is
She goes with lotsa guys
A different dude on a different day
It's your turn or it's his
Oh Wedge will be surprised

She's cheating on her wedge
She's cheating on her wedge
Her boyfriend's name is wedge
She's cheating on her wedge

And he don't know that she has her way
With every guy but him
He doesn't use his eyes
If he could judge his girlfriend
by the number of her sins
Then mister he would go right down and cry

She's cheating on her Wedge
She's cheating on her Wedge
'Cause what else rhymes with edge?
She's cheating on her Wedge

Tell me what you think would happen if he caught her
Filled with anger
Jerry Springer would counsel those two
The audience would boo her and he would start lying
Even with the truth he would still be denying how she bends
When she was with all his friends
Again and again and again and again

Tell me what you think would happen if he caught her
Filled with anger
Jerry Springer would counsel those two
The audience would boo her and he would start lying
Even with the truth he would still be denying how she bends
When she was with all his friends
Again and again and again and again

She's got some guy in the bedroom now
They're doing something on the floor
Well you can hear them go, but someone said "OH NO"
Because now Wedge is knockin' on the door

(song pause, then knocking)

Cheating on-a Wedge
(She can't help herself) (She can't help herself)
Cheating on her Wedge
(She get's pinned against the wall)
Cheating on-a Wedge
(She can't help herself) (She can't help herself)
Cheating on her Wedge
(She get's pinned against the wall)