Song Parodies -> "Always Online"

Original Song Title:

"Always On my Mind"

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Original Performer:

"Always Online"

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The Lyrics

Maybe I should have told you
"Shut that Smartphone" more than I have
Maybe I should entreat you
To cut your Facebook time by half

Do you need to take that IQ test
Or download that new phone chime?
Must you always be online?
Must you always be online?

Baby you play too much Farmville
And follow the Mafia Wars crimes
And you also check your e-mail
During our more intimate times

Little things like that are not much fun
Even if it's free wi-fi
Must you always be online?
Must you always be online?

Tell me, are those hits on your homepage a source of pride/
Just let me see the current updates now for Amiright.
I think I have the right!

Crazy Ducks looks like a lot of fun
As fun as watching paint dry
Must you always be online?
Must you always be online?

Please excuse me while I whine
Must you always be online?

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AFW - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment

A little bit country, today..I see...might have to change your name to Agri-culture..good updating on one of Willies old favorites

Matthias - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment

What the heck is Crazy Ducks? I've heard of Angry Birds (which is like the hottest iPod ap out right now, but never heard of Crazy Ducks). Slow, boring original tune but you sure made it a lot more lively with this spoof.

agrimorfee - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment

I am embarrassed to admit it, but yes Angry Birds is what my conscience was thinking of, but my addled brain that takes action thought of Crazy Ducks first, which really does exist.

bobpiecheese - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Ah, the social networking of today is truly a...something. I don't know anyone like what the singer is singing about, but if I did it would probably annoy me to no end, and I'm nearly always on the computer! Lovin' this parody, 555 updates for you!

Rex - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) No, I don't have to be online, I can stop any time I want. I just choose not to. But I could. Really. Marvelous parody. Now I need to stay online and move on to the next one. Not that I have to. I could stop. But I choose not to.

Blaydeman - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Obsessively good!

Below Average Dave - July 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Okay. . .well I guess I can relate to an extent, I didn't laugh as much as I would have liked to unfortunately, but well written

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