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Song Parodies -> "Eatin' Toad Again"

Original Song Title:

"On The Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Eatin' Toad Again"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Eatin’ toad, and then
I must race to reach commode an’ then
my writhin’ guts’ll make me spew it -- sick, both ends.
Man, I can wait to be eatin’ toad again.

Eatin’ toad an’ then
growin’ pasty while endeavorin’
t’ up-bring things I pray I’ll never eat again
Man, I can wait to be eatin’ toad again.

Eatin’ toad, an’ then,
as m’ hand snakes down esophogeal highway,
what a mess! Chagrin!
At the other end a fecal flow rolls thigh-way.
Thus I pay …

for eatin’ toad again.
Yet I trust I’ll soon off-load agin –
the wife Ah love’s mistake (confuse crapaud* with gren’*)
means I’m fated t’ be eating toad again.

Eatin’ toad again
means m’ lunch’ll soon be blowed agin --
m’ blighted innards predicate its gruesome end
an’ I’m not jake with eatin’ toad again.

Eatin’ toad again,
means re-wandering that ol’ bulimic byway
or ingesting blends
of Tums® an’ Pepto® to get by. Hey,
I say

ain’t eatin’ toad again
Just ain’t goin’ down that road again.
The wife I love is shakin’ loose her mate an’ friend --
can’t take no more, I ain’t eatin’ toad again.
* crapaud/gren(ouille) – French: toad/frog

(En fait, je trouve des cuisses de grenouille très savoureuses.)

© Stan Hall 11/10/2008

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McKludge - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan, you're just supposed to lick the toads, not eat them.
John Barry - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Allons, nous gourmands des grenouilles/Les jambes on doit bien manger/Crapauds toujours il faut dedaigner/L'estomac soit très revolté. . .J'entends le bruit--le cul, combattant..........mabye I'll I'll finish this. Great parody, Stan.
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the "toad again / blowed agin" rhyme...disgustingly funny
Guy - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I coulda toad you this would happen if you ate those things. Swamp chicken is one thing, but toads - eeeuw. I WAS thinking about a bit of lunch before reading this - hope you're happy now.
Andy Primus - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sick & funny - just how I like a parody to be
2Eagle - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Perhaps you had Mason Williams "Toad Suck" in the back of your mind?
AFW - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Shouldn't eat toads, might get warts in your tummy...funny idea and great job
Peregrin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Perhaps you could try smoking them? "Tobbaco Toad"?
Stan - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks.
2Eagle - What springd to mind re Mason Williams is "Classical Gas" -- an instrumental, but somehow appropriate in this context.
Peregrin - Funny you shoud mention Depression Era connection. I kept trying (and failing) to somehow fit Grapes-of-Wrath protagonist Tom Joad into this.
Guy - Sorry 'bout that!
Below Average Dave - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
They weren't Kane Toads were they? :) Very funny, kinda distrubing at the same time, Paced real well, and a big improvement on TOS.
Stan - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
BAD - Thanks. Had to look up Kane Toad (oftener spelled Cane, if it's the same animal). Sounds like Oz's version of the great nutria snafu herein the US. :-)
Stan - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
And JAB -- you definitely must ... er, Marseillaise you thoughts and finish what your comment began. ;-)
Christie Marie M - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm in the mood for frogs legs. Better yet, toads legs, s'il vous plait. This is hilarious. 555.

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