One, two
One, two, three, four

Off the boat again.
Just can't wait to get off this boat again.
When will this cruise ship make it back to port again?
Oh, I can't wait to get back on land again.

Off the boat again.
Growin' fear this trip might never end.
Seein' things the cruise line never did intend,
and I just hope that we stay afloat till then.

Off the boat again.
Mindless gamblin' ripped me, took a load of my pay.
Nothing left to spend.
Now drifting 'cross the seas and turning sideways, and our fate...

Is looking mostly grim.
I just can't wait to get off this boat again.
The wife I love is sick and puking in the wind,
and I can't wait to get back to shore again.

Off the boat again.
Like abandoned shipmates we might drown in high waves.
Weary, retching phlegm.
Now listing on a high reef, could be our grave, and I crave...

To reach the coast again.
Just can't wait to ride on a road again.
Where I might try to shake this flu that never ends.
Oh I can't wait to get off this boat again.
No I don't think I would take a boat again.