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Song Parodies -> "F' Dennis Rodman"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"F' Dennis Rodman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

F’ Dennis Rodman
He’s hangin’ out with despot Kim Jong Un
He’s not our envoy nor a Seal Team Six point man
He does nothing for non-charged held American

F’ Dennis Rodman
He’s a nut job that craves attention
Got into an argument and yelled on CNN
He does nothing for non-charged held American

F’ Dennis Rodman
Basketball diplomacy in no way helps Ken Bae
No pleas from Rodman
The oddball chums both put on a bad display
Both crazy, meet to get attention

He’s hangin’ out with despot Kim Jong Un
He’s not an our envoy nor Seal Team Six point man
He does nothing for non-charged held American

[No words ’bout Prisoner 103’s detention]

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Onslaught - January 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Dennis sang 'Happy Birthday' to Kim and it really surprised me that he wasn't in Marilyn Monroe's dress while he sang it.
Rob Arndt - January 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Dennis Rodman was, is, and always will be persona non-grata in the US. I wouldn't call him a traitor, but a loudmouth walking and talking freakshow. His refusal to help American Kenneth Bae, placing basketball over national interests, is appalling in his self-appointed role as wannabe US diplomatic envoy. "Basketball diplomacy" is also a joke with a nuke-armed madman who murdered his own uncle and who starves and tortures his own people. But Rodman claims he made "a friend for life." It appears that lunacy also loves company :)~
Max Power - January 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Kim needs Rodman by his side, he's the only one who makes him look slightly normal (even that's a stretch).
Patrick - January 08, 2014 - Report this comment
There used to be a question posed in ethics classes: "If you could push a button and receive a million dollars, knowing that as a result of your act a fellow in China whom you don't know would drop dead, would you do it?". For Kim, I'd pay $10 bucks to push the button. Let the auction begin!
Mick James - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
What did Carmen Electra ever see in this guy? I saw his drunken speech from Pyongyang on TV the other day, even the other Americans next to him seemed bumfuzzled by his behavior. Various religious ministers and ex-Prezs like Ford, Bush 1, Clinton and Carter have come to North Korea to help get American captives released Rodman ain't even bothering to help K.B., he's kissing Kim Jong Un's unwashed ass. He'll think differently when Kim gets bored and arrests Rodman and sends him to a gulag farm. Will anyone hear his SOS?
Rob Arndt - January 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Just when you think some people are out of the news forever, they reappear doing something ridiculous or dangerous or both. Rodman shouldn't be anything now but ex-NBA. Wannbe diplomatic envoy would be the last thing we would expect from that brainless, rainbow-haired freak. Even Mike Tyson would make a better UN Goodwill Ambassador than Rodman!!!
Jane Fonda - January 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Who's worse? Me or Rodman?
Rob Arndt - January 11, 2014 - Report this comment
I grew up in the age of bumper stickers that read:" Ass, grass, or gas- no one rides for free!" and "If you see this van a rockin' don't come a knockin!!!" but I think my first funny bumper sticker was the VFW one that read: "I ain't Fonda Jane!" My little brother and friends didn't get it, but I did. Got a kick out of the celebrity toilet paper too. Would love to wipe my ass more with Dennis Rodman's face than Kim Jong Un's. We know what to expect from a tyrant but Rodman's a US citizen who should know better. I say we send Ru Paul to N Korea next to speak with Kim Jong Un. "Honey, ya gotta let all that anger go!" SNAP!
The Minh Boys - January 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Well Uncle Ho was down cause Nixon had him on the run ..... Then Janey came around and sat down at an ack-ack gun ..... Well, Fonda you looked so fine ... And we hope you won't really mind .... If you help us Fonda ... Help us get 'em out of the South .... Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao .....

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