This is the best ride around,
The car salesman tells me
His hype is so good,
That something compels me
To scribble my name down on the dotted line
I drive away and I'm driven out of my mind..

I got a Lemon Bad Lexus
Oil's trailin' and the wheels are makin' noise
When it stalled I got a push start
From a tractor in a wheatfield,
By some boys
It's goin' back to the dealer,
And he might be a squealer'
As my new oxford's give him pain
For this Lemon Bad Lexus,
Windshield wipers don't work in rain..

This bucket's got a real bad ping
Right rear feels like a broken spring,
It ain't my day !
Callin' my lawyer on the cell
Tellin' him that I'm mad as hell,
To earn his pay..
I'm gonna' file a suit for all that he's worth
Make him feel bad for his sad day of birth..

I got a Lemon Bad Lexus
Oil's trailin' and the wheels are makin' noise
When it stalled, I got a push start
From a tractor in wheatfield
By some boys
It's goin' back to the dealer
And he might be a squealer
When these new oxford's give him pain
Got this Lemon Bad Lexus,
Windshield wipers won't work in rain,

No, windshield wipers won't work in rain..