A well-stocked kitchen is all that we share
You've got oregano and onions to spare
I've got some bacon bits, coriander's on the list
Add some garlic salt in the stew
So I'm cooking all this broth for you

Spread some bay leaves, throw in some leg bones
My friends try and tell me to add more oregano
But I try to resist, knowing well that this
Amount is perfect for our stew
And I'm making perfect broth for you

Let's toss in some more ground table black pepper
Broth needs a few whole poppy seeds
Gotta be patient, simmer a little longer
With a touch of old style honey
Get the table ready, just a few minutes more
Everything's set when our dinner guests walk through the door
For tonight is the night for feeding all night
We'll be drinking broth the whole night through
We'll be eating all this broth
And then cooking some more broth
Yes I'm cooking all this broth and stew

No other person can make better broth
'Cause tonight is the night that we'll all feed alright
We'll be eating broth the whole night through
So I'm making all this broth
And then microwave the broth
Yeah I'm saving all this broth
For you, for you... (fade...)