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Song Parodies -> "I Want to F' Marie Osmond"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Dance with Somebody"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to F' Marie Osmond"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

At 57 she's still hot!!!
Oh, yeah baby, look at that bum!
Oh God, I want some, bad...!

Sprung my pants!

NOT Nutrisystem I wanna devour
Just starin' at Marie's waist
In love with her no doubt
Since back in the '70s days
Amazing how she still wows
As a woman, stands out in a crowd
Those commercials
Reveals her all...

[Chorus 2x]
Oh! I wanna F' Marie Osmond
Get in deep with Marie Osmond
Yeah! I wanna F' Marie Osmond
Marie's is so sexy!!!

In her 50s but oh so sexy
Her hair a long tress crown
Nice bust, long legs, tight waist
And never wears a frown
With her I'd like a chance
Some sweet affection and romance
So when the night falls
I can give her my all

[Chorus 2x]

Marie is somebody with.... somebody with a hot body
Somebody who, somebody who... will tempt me with her charms
A woman who can sing and dance
She lights a fire in my pants
She's such a doll
And she's got it all...

[Chorus 2x]

Oh yeah
(That ass)
Pretty baby
(Her glance)
Woo, yeah
(An advance)
I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, YES!!!
Wait a minute... wet dream...oh no...!!!

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