I believe potatoes are the future
You can cook them almost any way
Eat them baked, mashed, boiled, roasted, or fried
Just add a pinch of salt to make it tastier
And add some butter too, maybe just a tablespoon or three

Everybody’s searching for a hero
People need to find a super food
That fulfills all of their dietary needs
A tasteless place to be
Until I found the super food for me

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I discovered long ago, the hidden powers of the potato
They taste great with everything
And they’re packed with Vitamin C
No matter how many you slice
You’ll never eat them the same way twice
Because the greatest food of all
Has versatility
I found the greatest food of all
In my tummy
The greatest food of all
Is usually cheap
Learn to prepare them well
And you’ll have the greatest food of all

I believe potatoes are the future
You can eat them almost any way
Scallops, wedges, latkes, hash-browns, or fries
Different colors too: red, yellow, white, and blue
Yukon and Russet too, just find the kind that works for you

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And if, by chance, you’re stuck on Mars
And your name is Matt Damon
There’s no need to be alarmed
Find potato love