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Song Parodies -> "The Vainest One Of All"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest Love Of All"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"The Vainest One Of All"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I believe that I am the worlds' future
Heed my words and I will lead the way
Let me show my beauty, all my joy and pride
Please don't be crass or snide, I am the universe
Let my joyous laughter and sense of taste show how to be
I am much more artistic than Joan Miro
More profound than Bishop Tutu
I am the only one who'll fulfill your needs
A lonely place to be
Is the top where you find just me

I'm the one that you should know
Wherever I walk, the most luscious green grass grows
I can't fail, I will succeed
Just based on my own personality
There is just so much more of me
Least of all my humility

I am the vainest one of all
It's obviously me
The second greatest one of all
So less than me
The vainest one of all
It's not hard to believe
Learning to love myself
Made me the vainest one of all

Yes I am the most delightful creature
How my charm does carry all away
Everybody wants to be my blushing bride
With me in your sad life, it is less drearier
I'm the supreme master
Admire how things move through me

You may suffer vertigo
Looking up near where my shiny grin just glows
Holy Grail is nearby me
Or at least, I would like to believe
There's one thing 'bout me obviously
I am God's gift to humanity

'Cause I'm the vainest one of all
Perfection was achieved
I am the vainest of all
It is sure me

The vainest one of all
My heart's upon my sleeve
Love myself for myself
I am the vainest one of all

And now this dance shows off my grace
That you've been dreaming of
It extends through outer space
Just call me Hot Stuff!
Copyright 2012, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm glad somebody else was able to bash this terrible song too! It's just simply awful but this parody was wonderful!
Porfle Popnecker - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I've always enjoyed writing odes to myself, so I really liked this one.
Meriadoc - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Agri the Great and Terrible?
Peregrin - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
(U/V), Lol, Agri, I think you are right! I'm in love, ha ha !
Meriadoc - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
U/V - Especially liked the green grass line.
Rex - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
You're so vain, you probably think this comment's about you. :-)
Abbott Skelding - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work! There were a lot of funny lines and you did a nice job describing the arrogance, good job!
bobpiecheese - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Testing, testing, 1, 1, 1, me, me, me! Had to do that. Anyway, Red Dwarf quotes aside, this was a fantastic parody, hands down. 555!
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved this one, seriously vain dude. . .awesome
Blaydeman - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Better to be the "vainest" than the "veiniest" LOL! Now there's an idea for a parody!!!!!! I'm such a genius! I'm so smart and funny! It doesn't even matter I have no idea what to be "vain" means.... wait a minute.....
Blaydeman - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) That devilishly handsome fellow above me is correct. This is great! LOL!
Matthias - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
So you were the one that Carly Simon was singing about! I knew it!
brightCAP - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
My favorite line is "Please don't be crass or snide, I am the universe"

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