-> "The Greatest Broth of All"
Original Song Title:
"Greatest Love of All"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Greatest Broth of All"
The Lyrics
I believe the chickens are our future
Pluck them well and cut their heads away
Take out all the organs and guts inside
Throw in some sprigs of chives to make it tastier
Let the chicken simmer and put in some basil leaves
Sliced up chicken goes good with the sourdough
Poultry makes a great main course too
I never found anyone that hated my quiche
I only aim to feed
My broth is the best indeed
CHORUS:
I decided long ago, never to eat at any Bojangles
Cooked my own, and I succeed
In making broth that's good for me
With nutrients and Vitamin B
They can't resist my tasty treats
Because the greatest broth of all
Is extremely yummy
I cooked the greatest broth of all
With perfect heat
The greatest broth of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to cook for myself
The greatest broth of all
I believe the chickens are our future
Pluck them well and cut their heads away
Take out all the organs and guts inside
Throw in some sprigs of chives to make it tastier
Let the chicken simmer and put in some basil leaves
CHORUS:
If you catch cold, have a stuffy face
Nothing to be afraid of
Just come into my place
And drink some chicken broth
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