I believe that music should be rockin’
Drums solos and explosives on stage
This ballad’s too fruity it just makes me whine
With smoke machines and lights to fill the whole theater
Have them swing from rafters and shred guitar while we all scream

If I’d rate this song I’d give it Zero
Whitney Houston’s good but this song blew
With a generic gentle tune and sappy words
Just like most R&B
That’s why I blast Zeppelin till my ears bleed

I’d fall asleep during her show
I’m sad she died so don’t think my soul’s hollow
Just her wails are not my thing
She’s talented but I’m still peeved
Sounds just like Mariah Carey
And Boyz II Men and TLC

Because the lamest song of all
You’re listening to now
I spoofed the lamest song of all
In history
The lamest song of all
This title it received
Having to gouge my ears
That’s the lamest song of all

I believe that music has a structure
It’s not swell to repeat what you say
To me that’s just lazy and I roll my eyes
She might have a great voice but I get queasier
You wouldn’t see a rapper do that while he does his thing

Whitney had made tons of dough
And while I mock her I am not too shallow
I like metal and some country
It’s R&B that’s my pet peeve
I’ll blabber on but don’t mind me
I just had to speak with honesty

Because the lamest song of all
Has driven me crazy
Swear it’s the lamest song of all
Don’t you agree?
The lamest song of all
Has made me want to heave
Won’t find this on my shelf
It’s the lamest song of all

You’ll see me prance to Ace of Base
Head banging to Kid Rock
But this tune is a disgrace
Rather hear “Tik Tok”