Open wide!
Open wide!
Open wide!
Open wide!

You put the mirror into my gob
You look at my teeth for some cavity bobs
Put the drill into my mouth (yeah yeah)
Goes a buzz-buzz-buzz till the tar-tar comes out
But somethings aching me
One tooth has crumbs
The dentist told me "you've got problems with gums"
Its so scary, in the chair
I was frightnened, so I should've taken greater care

Go and see your local dentist
And then you'll see the cute hygenist
Go and see your local dentist
I don't want to get another damn filling
Go and see your local dentist
'Cause im not eatin' any sweet sugar twists
Go and see your local dentist
Take that drill to my mouth
its a north and south, yeah yeah

You polish my teeth 'till they're all white
You make my breath smell nicer than Colgate Bright
Made my molars all nice and strong
My cavities never looked so wrong
'Cause im your patient, and a fool
It makes me feel good when my teeth look cool
Come on dentist, do your job
Do the X-ray, everything will never throb

Go and see your local dentist
And then you'll see the cute hygenist
Go and see your local dentist
I don't want to get another damn filling
Go and see your local dentist
'Cause im not eatin' sweet sugar twists
Go and see your local dentist
Take that drill to my mouth
its a north and south, yeah yeah baby

(Open wide!)
(Open wide!)

You're ok patient, make a date
Come and see me, don't be late
For your good treatment, you might need dentures
They are bad, come for your fixtures

(open wide!)

Go and see your local dentist
And then you'll see the cute hygenist
Go and see your local dentist
I don't want to get another damn filling
Go and see your local dentist
'Cause im not eatin' any sweet sugar twists
Go and see your local dentist
Take that drill to my mouth
Go and see your local dentist, don't you dare to make me eat sweet sugar twists
Do my filling!

(Boom boom boom)