They showed up at the suburbs
Just a couple days ago
They looked so weird and awkward
Tell me, how was I to know?
Their heads looked like vases with a mouth
They might catch you by surprise
Their eyes sprout up from their heads like flowers
They've elephant trunks, don't believe your eyes, oh my

Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage, oh no!
A race from a distant place, they had arrived on Earth in their UFO's
Man, oh man, just get away from them
'Cause they'll beat you up to a pulp right then
Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage, oh no!

A blonde man dated someone
Whose name was Sylvia
As Sylvia takes off her "mask"
Something's strange, you know what?
That blonde man said "You're not Sylvia!"
That woman was one of those
Outer-space creatures with styles of martial arts
So extraordinary, they'll sock you in the nose, though

Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2
Those freaks use their fighting techniques surpassing those of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan too
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anyway
Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2

Well well, look at those creatures, those five-eyed freaks
And they live in the middle of Central Park
They'll destroy your nearest movie theathers
They're evil and nasty, and they proceed to barf
When you just waste some of your bullets boys
But it's possible to kill them if you will
They're gonna break your necks and conquer the world
So you gotta admit, they're always out for the kill, well...

Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 3
What a racket they're makin', Mac, they can raid through Walmarts eatin' up darn Wiis
Are you gonna beat them?
They might defeat you quickly in a fight right then
Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 3
Hey, Steve, you gotta believe in those creatures on the rampage, you see?
Well, well, it's called the Attack of the Kung Fu Creatures... on the Rampage
They're out to get me!