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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Anti-Hero"
Original Song Title:
"Christmas At Ground Zero"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Anti-Hero"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
A song about A Christmas Story.
This Christmas anti-hero
Was feeling kinda numb
Someone he must haunt, what does this boy want?
A Red Ryder BB Gun
This Christmas anti-hero
The 11-year-old boy
He wanted do gunfighting, how delighting
His parents were annoyed
Everywhere he's doing soap poisoning
Things are getting worse anyway
Fudge was a word he ain't saying
I hope he's not having a bad day
Well this Christmas anti-hero
His name is Ralphie Parker
He's a middle-class child, he's going vile
He'll be a crazed stalker
His little brother didn't eat meat loaf
His mom says "shoot your eye out"
He's never afraid of losing hope
He never cleans off his bathroom grout
Oh, this Christmas anti-hero
He better load that gun he'll get
When's he going for broke? No one to provoke
He's gonna make a threat
This Christmas anti-hero
From Hammond, Indiana
Pulling out that gun while standing in front
Of a stars-and-stripes banner
This Christmas anti-hero
He's got lots of attitude
He might lose his cool for the silver rule
Like Baby Bonnie Hood
He might lose his cool for the silver rule
Like Baby Bonnie Hood
Was feeling kinda numb
Someone he must haunt, what does this boy want?
A Red Ryder BB Gun
This Christmas anti-hero
The 11-year-old boy
He wanted do gunfighting, how delighting
His parents were annoyed
Everywhere he's doing soap poisoning
Things are getting worse anyway
Fudge was a word he ain't saying
I hope he's not having a bad day
Well this Christmas anti-hero
His name is Ralphie Parker
He's a middle-class child, he's going vile
He'll be a crazed stalker
His little brother didn't eat meat loaf
His mom says "shoot your eye out"
He's never afraid of losing hope
He never cleans off his bathroom grout
Oh, this Christmas anti-hero
He better load that gun he'll get
When's he going for broke? No one to provoke
He's gonna make a threat
This Christmas anti-hero
From Hammond, Indiana
Pulling out that gun while standing in front
Of a stars-and-stripes banner
This Christmas anti-hero
He's got lots of attitude
He might lose his cool for the silver rule
Like Baby Bonnie Hood
He might lose his cool for the silver rule
Like Baby Bonnie Hood
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