Stock crashin' down, what a disgrace
To the bar where he's been workin'
But he will come up with a new place
With a bar and grill, they'll get built together

Now, he's sellin' food with some alcohol
He still won't sell to any minors
He's still workin', right near music hall
Come on over, you might hear him say

Have some fries & a burger
This meal's cheap for tonight
When you buy a Bud Light or Budweiser
And you get a free desert that's fixed perfectly right
But they'd really go well with some fries
& a burger

Never pigs out while on the job
He promises to stay thin and sober
Runs this place well, not like a slob
Come join the fun, nothin' gets better

Have some fries & a burger
This meal's cheap for tonight
When you buy a Bud Light or Budweiser
And you get a free desert that's fixed perfectly right
But they'd really go well with some fries
& a burger

So today, his hot wings come first
At three o' clock which is the great happy hour
Still works well, he doesn't make his life worst
All the while you can still hear him say

Have some fries & a burger
This meal's cheap for tonight
When you buy a Bud Light or Budweiser
And you get a free desert that's fixed perfectly right
But they'd really go well with some fries
& a burger

Some fries & a burger
Some fries & a burger
Some fries & a burger